How to look good naked:

1) get naked

2) say “damn I look good”

(Source: coffee-and-yoga)

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nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

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babyfirefly1000:

OMFG hahahaha no just no

I’m still laughing

Like I love how men think that’s a good line to start with hahah just wow

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Anonymous: Congrats on being pregnant! That's awesome! You'll be an amazing mom!!!!

(: Awh thank you!!

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goodmoviebadmovie: You're an amazing person. You're going to be a legen.... Wait for it. DARY mother. Congratulations to you and your child.

Hahah you fucking rule, thank you so much!

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homesteadilee: Everything I've just spent the past few minutes trying to organize into coherent words is just... it can be boiled down to CONGRATULATIONS!!! and YOU ARE GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL PARENT, MY GOSH. I'm glad you're in a place where this is an unexpected joy.

Hahah awh thank you so much!!!! (: you are so wonderful, thank you thank you!

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Will your pretty face be anything but food for worms and insects in the grave?
― Abdulbary Yahya (via muse)

(Source: grimyboy)

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drunklydias:

casual reminder that just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her (◡‿◡✿)

(Source: lydiamartinis)

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