Dear my heavenly blessed beauty, 

after a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. 

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories… you will always have a special place in my heart. 

Signed, 

your ex-hubby 

PS: You can have the beach house as long as I get the dogs and physics books back.

chanelaforets:

can shia labeouf do a guest spot on hannibal

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thegayloki:

you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends 

and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit

and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon

BRONEYMOON

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✹ - I can not stand you.
✰- I need advice.
❥- Put a photo?
♣ - I hate your tumblr.
● - I admire you very much.
♥ - Will you marry me?
✿ﾟ - I love you.
☺ - I’m ashamed to talk to you.
ღ - Wish you were mine.
△ - You are ridiculous.
✾ - Your tumblr is one of my favorites!
₪  - Leave tumblr. you are weak.
~ - Three Favorite groups?
★ - Sexual Orientation?
❈ - Last song you listened?
▲ - Favorite Number?
✖ - Your perfect girl/boy?

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lezliexxx:

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