If anyone is interested in following my “mommy blog”, you can follow here!

That’s where all my pictures and updates about it will primarily be. (:

Wow, thank you all for all the congratulations and what not! (: I was not expecting such a warm reception but I always underestimate how fanfuckingtastic all my followers are. You guys seriously rule <3

Alright, since most people already know I’m just going to go ahead and announce that yes

I found out I’m going to be a mom (like a really kickass one) and I’m stoked so, to everyone who guessed this is the reason why I quit smoking and drinking, you are correct.

If you’re going to unfollow me now, please get it out of the way because I’m 2 cool 4 u.

Things I’ve found out today:

• Lip stain is literally my new favorite thing in the world
• Morning sickness sucks dicks
• Vegan grilled cheese < regular grilled cheese

To do list:

• Pick up meds
• Clean apartment
• Eat like 5 baked potatoes
• Package up giveaway prizes for morning mail
• Kiss my guinea pig on his fuzzy face
• SPN reruns
• That is all

I slept from 9:40 pm to 8 am this morning and this mamadeer is still dead tired. All I care about is food and naps at this point and it rules.

So there’s this new really strange kid in my office and I just heated up black bean veggie chili in a cup for lunch and he walks by me and looks at my cup and I swear to the gods as he passes by he whispers

“the magical fruit”

I just need to rant for a second sorry guys.

I’m tired of people not taking me fucking seriously. I’m tired of no one realizing just how strong, resilient, resourceful, and capable I am as a human being. I’m tired of being considered a child solely based on appearance, though I am 23 and have been self sufficient and have created my own success my entire life.

I was my mother. I was my father. I was my older sibling. I was my grandparent. I crafted and molded myself since I was a child and have accomplished more in my short life time than most, and all thanks to myself.

If you don’t take me seriously, you can go fuck yourself. Kittens have claws too. 

I think it would be really neato to care about someone one day. or possibly terrible but still worth a try.

So funny story of the day. I went to lunch with a male friend and we were sitting at a table next to this dad and his son, a guy about our age with tattoos all over and the deepest V neck known to man. As soon as male friend steps away from table, the dad gets my attention and covertly gives me his business card to set me up with his son because we “both have tattoos and would look good together”.

Wow, guys. So many birthday wishes. Thank you all so much! This has been the best birthday so far because people actually remembered and that rules. <3

Movie expedition was a success and The Backstreet Boys can still get it. Pre-birthday night is pretty cool.